May 18, 2009


Every time.

  • Shane: I've never been so full in my life.
  • Matthew: Not true! Do you want to know how I know that?
  • Shane: (answering a rhetorical question) yes.
  • Matthew: Because you say that every time you eat!
  • Shane: FML

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May 17, 2009


A real life conversation.

  • Shane: I should have got milk. I'm too dumb to buy milk. FML.
  • Matthew: What do you need milk for?
  • Shane: This <i>flexes</i>

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March 24, 2009


easymatthew:

When RA meets technology.



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easymatthew:

When RA meets technology.
wow. style wars takes place in nyc on the mta. stone this man to death.

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March 14, 2009


Guess who can&#8217;t put their new phone down?

Guess who can’t put their new phone down?

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February 3, 2009


A toast for Matthew, Michael, and Tanner, in alphabetical order.

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February 2, 2009


easymatthew:

Driving home, I heard my Mythology teacher during her air time on 91.3 commenting how Narrow Stairs is growing on her bit by bit. It made me feel slightly odd.
With her help, we can break up and ultimately solve the gibbard/deschanel complex

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January 24, 2009


easymatthew:

This is probably the single thing I miss most about being in the immediate vicinity of Coventry. The Seitan Sub will knock your socks off. The waitresses will not.



It once took me asking five waitresses to get more pita bread for my leftover baba ganouj at Tommy&#8217;s. The worst service I&#8217;ve ever had.

easymatthew:

This is probably the single thing I miss most about being in the immediate vicinity of Coventry. The Seitan Sub will knock your socks off. The waitresses will not.
It once took me asking five waitresses to get more pita bread for my leftover baba ganouj at Tommy’s. The worst service I’ve ever had.

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easymatthew:

Today I purchased Bon Iver’s Blood Bank EP, but was sadly disappointed because Square Records also had Health’s S/T album on vinyl, and I did not have the money for it. Hopefully, it will still be there in several days and then I will purchase it and be able to say “Who wants to get their fill of Health?”
Emily is going to love this

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December 8, 2008


Like everything else that stops working and dies on me, I let it sit for weeks at a time. I procede to pick it apart, and I end up feeling guilty for breaking things, despite having already been broken. Once I look at all the pieces, then I realize that they are only worth something when they work together, as a whole. The monitor is empty,story of my fucking life.- Darron Ball
EditHe probably takes his job as seriously as the 9/11 Commission: &#8216;Fuck it, it&#8217;s gone anyway, I can&#8217;t change it.&#8217;
- Matthew Rusnak
I forgot this logic.

Like everything else that stops working and dies on me, I let it sit for weeks at a time. I procede to pick it apart, and I end up feeling guilty for breaking things, despite having already been broken. Once I look at all the pieces, then I realize that they are only worth something when they work together, as a whole.

The monitor is empty,
story of my fucking life.

- Darron Ball


Edit

He probably takes his job as seriously as the 9/11 Commission: ‘Fuck it, it’s gone anyway, I can’t change it.’
- Matthew Rusnak

I forgot this logic.

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December 2, 2008


I saw tail lights last night, and I dreamed about my old life. Everybody leaves, so why, why wouldn’t you?

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Before I ever moved away, I was asked if I was afraid of becoming a character from Alkaline Trio’s “Mr. Chainsaw”, the one that is sung about in the couplet:

“I heard that recently you are leaving,
‘For good I hope’ I softly tell my ceiling.”

And I said I wasn’t. I didn’t think I was that character.

Until I returned back to the town I used to call my residence, and felt that exact sentiment from my sister. I didn’t see her the entire trip.

I came back mainly to see my ailing mother. I was hoping my sister would take me to see her so that my mother would see a sibling companionship, as my sister have a spotty relationship. I was unable to deliver.

During the trip I was able to see a great deal of friends, which overjoyed me, as none are able to visit me in my new home. There were some I missed, and they asked “When will you be back home?”

I had no choice but to respond by saying, “Ohio is no longer my home. Chicago is as close as it comes at this point.” I felt terrible that it reached this point. While I am appreciative of the couch at Emily & Matthew’s, it’s not home.

So here I am, on a bus, leaving again. Why wouldn’t I? For now, I’m the let down character, the fall guy.

I’m sorry that things won’t be the way they were. This is more apparent now after the loss of my friends.

Danny, you damn near saved my life once, and I can’t thank you enough. You worked so hard, you’ve been fucked over, and you still kept it together. Our hangouts after high school were few and far between, but they were always a treat.

Chelsey, I remember you calling to see me whenever you’d have a problem. I hate that I wasn’t around as much, because I know that what killed you was something you always hated others getting caught into.

With them gone, the Conor-isms have hit harder “Life is how it is, now how it was” and “Now it’s gone and it won’t ever come back, I accept, I won’t cling to what I had in the past.” If it didn’t break my heart to see my mom, this would easily be the final blow.

It’s not home, so why wouldn’t I?

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